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Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
hoofjob by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)