Hoffjob

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.

"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"

by Dr.suess June 26, 2012

Hoff-job

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.

Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!

by D-Segs June 26, 2012

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010