hofford

a swift, friendly series of light punches (typically 3-8) administered to a friend one hasn't seen in a while. heavily used in the mid to late 1800s, although it is still rarely used today. originated in the british isles.

"I gave him the old hofford. Hup hup 1,2,1,2"
"Right in the kisser, eh?"
"Well, that's the only way, Jimbo."

by doritojoe February 20, 2018

horford

A dominant and intimidating force.

Did you see Paul Pierce cower from horford last night?

by Navagator May 1, 2008

hotford (or Hottford)

A slang term for the newly urbanized city of Hartford, CT. Many Hartford area residents who aren't young wiggers or unweducated minorities hate this term.

Young wigger from Meriden: Yo, Murrrden is wack, let's shoot up to Hotford
Young Black Professional: Listen, Cracker, you're lucky I have a meeting at Aetna today, otherwise I wouldn't take you!

by Andy December 30, 2004

huffords

meaning a tree of great warriors. A family of fighters that constantly cause not only trouble but also great victories.

The trouble is for fun but the victories are a way of life.

The Huffords rock.

by nikkishay October 19, 2014

Guy C. Hafford III

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh

Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!

by someone you wouldnt expect July 6, 2009

hufford

The act of entering into a state of unintentionally provoked rage stemming from confused hypersensitivity to a given situation; an adult temper-tantrum; an over exagerated sense of self-importance resulting in irrational behavior; insubordinate self-destructive behavior intended to slight superiors but gravely back-fires resulting in punitive action. Note: the use of "hufford" is only to be attributed to male behavior.

During a small arms range in Iraq, an NCO becomes angry at one of the officers because he disagrees with the way she is administering the range, so he storms off the range, without permission, making an effort to be observed by the officer. The remaining Soldiers on the range talk amongst themselves: "Man, did you see that guy, what a little bitch!" "Yeah... he gets his panties in a wad all the time." "No shit, did he really just pull a hufford?" "Yeah man, the little queer just walked off the range." "Uh-Oh, he is in deep shit now!"

by Shawn Ward November 5, 2006

Joshua Hufford

The raw, unadulterated, epitome of awesome.

sometimes used as a verb, meaning "high-speed"

Thats because you aren't THAT guy.

-Joshua Hufford-

by Yuff and Bone October 27, 2011