Hobbyking 

A professional scam.

You want a hobbyking deal? You'll just have to pay to send back all the faulty products you bought from us.

Hobbyking by I can't think of a username, O February 15, 2017

Hobbywinkle 

To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).

Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?

Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.

Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.

Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?

Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler 

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006