2 definitions by eddwtf
To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).
Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
by eddwtf June 12, 2011
/fˈʌɡliˈstrʌɡɡs//
PLURAL NOUN:
Feeble or petulant complaints concerning the behaviour of others; going into great detail as to how it makes the complainant feel; the core of the issue, however, being the aesthetically unappealing appearance of the complainant.
VERB:
When an individual endeavours to thinly veil their discontent with their own physical appearance by laying blame on others, often seeking oppression where it does not exist.
PLURAL NOUN:
Feeble or petulant complaints concerning the behaviour of others; going into great detail as to how it makes the complainant feel; the core of the issue, however, being the aesthetically unappealing appearance of the complainant.
VERB:
When an individual endeavours to thinly veil their discontent with their own physical appearance by laying blame on others, often seeking oppression where it does not exist.
"It seemed a very moving tale of oppression, though the arguments remained baseless and it became clear it was just his fuglystruggs doing the talking."
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"Good afternoon, madam."
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"
"Oh dear, I'm about to fall prey to fuglystruggs."
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"Good afternoon, madam."
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"
"Oh dear, I'm about to fall prey to fuglystruggs."
by eddwtf November 6, 2018