The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape
Hobbling, Misery
by nix0n001 July 11, 2011
The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.
The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.
by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018
A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.
by That One Dinosaur Guy March 21, 2011
When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.
One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.
by BadBlondie September 27, 2007
by Ol Hobble-along August 31, 2009
by JSPoultry July 6, 2019
by Jason Bee June 13, 2016