Handcupped
The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.
Handcupped by Cwuppacwoffee September 10, 2019
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Socially handicapped
People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.
Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011
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Facially Handicapped
Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004
handcuffed to the toilet
The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
handcuffed to the toilet by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018
handcuffed blowjob
When a girl handcuffs you and proceeds to give you a blowjob.
She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She walked back in front of me and got on her knees. She proceeded to remove my boxers and pulled them down to my ankles, causing my throbbing erection to spring out. She grabbed my shaft with one hand and enveloped my cock with her mouth.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
handcuffed blowjob by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 4, 2022
Artistically Handicapped
To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
Artistically Handicapped by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009