"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 03, 2019
by Cwuppacwoffee October 08, 2017
"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."
by Cwuppacwoffee March 05, 2019
A remarkable or exceptional chemical that a hot female produces, which changes the sexual behaviour of a male of the same species.
"What's that smell? My cock's gone mental."
"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."
"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."
by Cwuppacwoffee June 29, 2022
"What is this?"
"A positive pregnacy test."
"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."
"A positive pregnacy test."
"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."
by Cwuppacwoffee June 02, 2018
The definitive word to describe parts of the body that are sheer and utter bliss to look at and feel.
I had sex with the most stunning woman. Her tits and arse were firmer than a Savoy Hotel mattress but with the spring a Rolls Royce engineer would be proud of. Simply pertfect.
by Cwuppacwoffee April 07, 2024
The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.
by Cwuppacwoffee September 10, 2019