Definitions by Cwuppacwoffee

pertfect 

The definitive word to describe parts of the body that are sheer and utter bliss to look at and feel.

I had sex with the most stunning woman. Her tits and arse were firmer than a Savoy Hotel mattress but with the spring a Rolls Royce engineer would be proud of. Simply pertfect.

pertfect by Cwuppacwoffee April 7, 2024

Pheromenomenal 

A remarkable or exceptional chemical that a hot female produces, which changes the sexual behaviour of a male of the same species.

"What's that smell? My cock's gone mental."

"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."

Pheromenomenal by Cwuppacwoffee June 29, 2022

Handcupped 

The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.

"This one's a bit lively. Fucking nice one Matt, you just handcupped her."

Handcupped by Cwuppacwoffee September 10, 2019

Half-walnut 

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

Half-walnut by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

quartermounder 

Vaginal lips that resemble a cheeseburger and form a perfect mound.

"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."

quartermounder by Cwuppacwoffee March 5, 2019

Unwisery 

Foolishness of the most utterly stupid.

"What is this?"

"A positive pregnacy test."

"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."

Unwisery by Cwuppacwoffee June 2, 2018

Chinge 

Chin for a minge.

Commonly found on jutty-jawed female genitalia lovers of any gender.

"Do you think Clare Balding has a chinge?"

Chinge by Cwuppacwoffee October 8, 2017