The definitive word to describe parts of the body that are sheer and utter bliss to look at and feel.
I had sex with the most stunning woman. Her tits and arse were firmer than a Savoy Hotel mattress but with the spring a Rolls Royce engineer would be proud of. Simply pertfect.
by Cwuppacwoffee April 07, 2024
by Cwuppacwoffee October 08, 2017
A remarkable or exceptional chemical that a hot female produces, which changes the sexual behaviour of a male of the same species.
"What's that smell? My cock's gone mental."
"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."
"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."
by Cwuppacwoffee June 29, 2022
The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.
by Cwuppacwoffee September 10, 2019
"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."
by Cwuppacwoffee March 06, 2019
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 03, 2019
"What is this?"
"A positive pregnacy test."
"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."
"A positive pregnacy test."
"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."
by Cwuppacwoffee May 06, 2018