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Handicupped 

1. A girl with a cup size smaller than most and could be even described as handicapped because of it.
2. An extremely useful cup.
1. "Hey Michael, did you see that girl yesterday?"
"Yeah dude, she was totally handicupped, could've even been a negative size"
"Right on, man."
2. "WOW! this is an extremely useful cup that I'm drinking from!"
Handicupped by MysterFox July 23, 2011
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Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair
After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.
Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.
The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.
Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.
"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."
handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.
"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"
Handitapped by Duality23 December 10, 2009
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