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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010
Related Words
Hamuck • hambucks • hambucket • Hamfucker • hammuck • hamock • Hamuchy • hamuk • hauck • Haucker
A noise implying "what's up" often in the context of boredom. Also, can be an informal request of play especially when texting.
txt1: "Hammuck"
txt2: "You want food?"
txt1: "Sure."
hammuck by JeromeX April 12, 2009

Haucking 

The art of cheating in disc golf.
Hey man...I just saw you move your disc 20 feet....quit Haucking!
Haucking by Ringmaster March 20, 2017

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
twat hamock by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Hauck Unit 

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.
Hauck Unit by Vincent December 16, 2003

hambucks 

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.
hambucks by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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