Haucker

(Pronounced "how-ker")

A guy who would do anything to get with a babe. Often fails. Looks foolish. Would rather hang with girls than guys.

"Those four dudes are such bros, well except that one haucker, he is being kind of a bitch man."
"I heard that haucker spent all night trying to dance with (insert girl name here) and it looked kinda gay."

Haucker by thehockeyboys December 6, 2011

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Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.

A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!

Russian Hackers by Assassin aprentice December 16, 2016

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Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

Hacker Stab by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020