When a person is told, or hears a joke, then proceeds to explain why the joke isn't realistic, or real thus ruining it for all involved. A response to say to one who participates in haucking is "don't hauck that shit"
Pat: That chic was like 8 feet tall, dude, it was hilarious!
Haucker: Um, well the tallest person ever wasn't even that tall, so I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Pat: Fuck you, you hacuked it.
Haucker: Um, well the tallest person ever wasn't even that tall, so I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Pat: Fuck you, you hacuked it.
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
by Ringmaster March 21, 2017
The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.
Hauck Unit
by Vincent December 16, 2003
Nikolai Hauck is a tiktok influencer.
his birthday is July 2 2002
he loves all of his fans and he notices them everyday
his birthday is July 2 2002
he loves all of his fans and he notices them everyday
“hey who’s Nikoha aka Nikolai hauck” “he’s one of my favorite tiktokers, he is very nice, and he would reply to your comment one day!”
by nikosbed July 27, 2021
The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.
by LoriL Shampoo January 18, 2011
by BroSheisty February 22, 2022
Tyler is the best person in the world. If you were to meet a Tyler befriend him and probably give him a cookie and shit like that.
by Tyler Hauckes October 4, 2013