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When a person is told, or hears a joke, then proceeds to explain why the joke isn't realistic, or real thus ruining it for all involved. A response to say to one who participates in haucking is "don't hauck that shit"
Pat: That chic was like 8 feet tall, dude, it was hilarious!
Haucker: Um, well the tallest person ever wasn't even that tall, so I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Pat: Fuck you, you hacuked it.
hauck by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
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Hauck Unit 

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.
Hauck Unit by Vincent December 16, 2003

nikolai hauck 

Nikolai Hauck is a tiktok influencer.
his birthday is July 2 2002
he loves all of his fans and he notices them everyday
“hey who’s Nikoha aka Nikolai hauck” “he’s one of my favorite tiktokers, he is very nice, and he would reply to your comment one day!”
nikolai hauck by nikosbed July 26, 2021

Preston Hauck 

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.
Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!
Preston Hauck by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011

Miles Hauck 

Casual as fuck. Commonly referred to as a fucking scrub. Typically has parkisons.
Did you see that Miles Hauck last night. Yeah, what a fucking idiot.
Miles Hauck by BroSheisty February 22, 2022
the awesome social studies teacher from junior high school
Me: Oh its time for social studies period
Mr. hauck: Alright time to learn about how the nazi donkey killed patton
Mr. hauck by james paul June 5, 2021

Partisan hack 

Matthew Kacsmaryk
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
Partisan hack by GhstChild March 18, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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