hamock

when a girl has huge tits, so hug that it would seem she would need a hamock to hold them up and not a bra
Alex: yo look at her tits

Aidan: yeh total hamock
by michelle dennet December 04, 2012
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twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
by Scattyman May 01, 2005
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Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick
That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.
by studude October 03, 2008
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Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.
by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017
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Banana Hamock

= a speedo

Nothing nasty here...
by kame October 16, 2005
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Cambodian Hamock

The cambodian hamock is when you and your bro perform the syberian clutch and the hungarian hamock to some girl at the same time for full penetration.
by C.I.C April 25, 2009
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