hamock

when a girl has huge tits, so hug that it would seem she would need a hamock to hold them up and not a bra

Alex: yo look at her tits

Aidan: yeh total hamock

by michelle dennet December 7, 2012

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Banana Hamock

= a speedo

Nothing nasty here...

Gay guy wears banana hamock

by kame October 19, 2005

Cambodian Hamock

A combination of the syberian clutch and the hungarian forklift.

The cambodian hamock is when you and your bro perform the syberian clutch and the hungarian hamock to some girl at the same time for full penetration.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014