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Definitions by Scattyman

minge

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A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....
i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf
minge by Scattyman May 2, 2005
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amber michaels 

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Fucking hot pornstar......
Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!
amber michaels by Scattyman May 2, 2005
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twat hamock

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a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
twat hamock by Scattyman May 1, 2005
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twat rod 

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Term used to replace the word penis!
"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"
twat rod by Scattyman May 1, 2005
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