twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
by Scattyman May 01, 2005
mugGet the twat hamockmug.

minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....
i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf
by Scattyman May 02, 2005
mugGet the mingemug.

amber michaels

Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!
by Scattyman May 02, 2005
mugGet the amber michaelsmug.

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!
"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"
by Scattyman May 01, 2005
mugGet the twat rodmug.