Scattyman's definitions

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....

i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf

by Scattyman May 2, 2005

amber michaels

Fucking hot pornstar......

Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!

by Scattyman May 2, 2005