Hamtasm

N. When a girl makes a guy a sandwich and then proceeds to give him a blow job as he enjoys the sandwich.

NB: The sandwich does not have to be a ham sandwich. It can be any type of sandwich.

John was hungry, so he asked Mary to give him a hamtasm during foreplay.

by G.O.B, October 12, 2009

Hamtastic

1)to be awesome
2)to have ham-like qualities
3) a retort to anything

"but....I have a cookie!"
"well little johnny, thats just HAM-TASTIC!"

by ANDARU! February 18, 2003

Hamtastic

Something you say when something involving pigs is awesome

Well. Thats hamtastic!

by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016

hamgasm

When you eat ham, and it's so good you cum.

Oh my god..yes..HAM!!...YESSSS!!...I just hamgasmed.

by thelizardqueen April 13, 2007

Hamgasm

When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

The smell of bacon cooking gave her a hamgasm.

by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020

Hamtampon

Pork sword, cock, penis, plain and simple.

I met this chick at the convenience store and took her back to the Cadillac Motel where I slipped her the ol' hamtampon.

by Kandi, Bealezebub, Vibratia August 15, 2010

homtasm

Homosexual or gay Ghost, spectre, phantom

Pete: I woke up this morning and my ass is sore as hell

Dave: You must of been buttfucked in the night by a homtasm

by Shouty McShout March 29, 2005