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Homtastic 

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.
Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.
Homtastic by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010
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N. When a girl makes a guy a sandwich and then proceeds to give him a blow job as he enjoys the sandwich.

NB: The sandwich does not have to be a ham sandwich. It can be any type of sandwich.
John was hungry, so he asked Mary to give him a hamtasm during foreplay.
Hamtasm by G.O.B, October 12, 2009

homtastic 

Combination of homosexual and fantastic.

Something that is fantastically gay
Dave: Did you see that pink jeep
Pete: Yeah, it was homtastic
homtastic by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005
male version of lesbasm. It is an orgasm-like state experienced by homos at the end of their activity.
Both homasm and lesbasm are fictitious. Do you think so?
homasm by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 3, 2014
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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