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Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.
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A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
It means that you are happy by dick.
My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.
Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
The inner meaning of the word happiness
“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”
Happenis by Happenises October 12, 2019
When you have a very happy penis.
what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
Happenis by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.
As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.
HapPenis by Antrobus June 3, 2016

Pikkewyne Happenis 

A Pikkewyne Happenis is a very amazing event that occurs, most commonly between a male (Colin) and Female (Charlene). This event happens as soon as the 2 meet and they both get the feeling that they meant to be together for life. The conversations are easy and there love language match perfectly. Together they have no problem showing love and affection. Usually this type of feeling is unbelievable and no matter what challenge comes onto there path they both know that if they stand by eachother in the bad they will be unstoppable during the good. A Pikkewyne Happenis is one to hang onto and not to just let slip by. Its believed that if you named a meat hamper Pikkewyne it would sell and make alot of money. Know that the feelings and love is real and true if you find yourself in a Pikkewyne Happenis situation.
I love the feelings I feel in a Pikkewyne Happenis situation.
Pikkewyne Happenis by CPeach May 15, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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