Definitions by CelticsFan69

Weed monkey 

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

Weed monkey by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016

Spooktang 

A girl wearing a sexy Halloween costume.

Example: A nurse, porn slut, sexy teacher, or cop.

Look at all this fine spooktang at the Halloween Boner Bananaza party.

I'm going to be drippin in bitches by the end of the night

Spooktang by CelticsFan69 October 31, 2014

Drug Pusher 

Somebody who is all about the drug lifestyle and drug culture. They love doing illegal drugs and spreading that love on to others.

Toby is a Drug Pusher. He loves taking ludes, followed by a couple of lines of crushed ecstasy of Shivon's black breasts.

Drug Pusher by CelticsFan69 July 3, 2014

Amtracker 

A member of the World's finest fighting force, the United States Marine Corps who specializes in opperating Amphibious Assault Vehicle. Under the Military Occupational Specialty 1833, the tracker is the pride of the Marine Corps being the only MOS in the entire Marine Corps to remain Amphibious. Trackers are also known as AmGrunts, because they often serve as infantry. YAT YAS. You aint Tracks, You aint Sh#t!

an 1833: Amtracker will tear you up with his 50 cal machine gun and Mk 19 automatic grenade launcher.

Amtracker by CelticsFan69 January 31, 2012

Nords 

Short for Nordstrom. The term is often used by an array of douchebags to describe their favorite store and where they go and buy clothes to get the douchebag style. This includes Ed Hardy, Balle, and Lacoste.

Jim- Heyy Dawg, lets hit up Nords at da mall.
Mark- Yea Fo realz dawg, lets pick up some V-cuts
Jim- Yeah then we will look so cool for the 14 year old pune at the mall.
Mark-Outz

Nords by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2009

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

b/e 

The Process of Breaking and Entering into a private business, home, or property. A crime in most states, except for New Jersey and towns in the South West region of West Virginia. Often misused for the Bacon and Eggs Special at Denny's

Dane: Robert, we're going on an adventure tonight.
Robert: Nooo, Nooo Dane! Whatever your thinking of doing, noo...!
Dane: Come over, or our friendship is over!

Dane: I kicked that door straigh off its hinges!

Dane: I realize that I didn't want to do a B/E...I just wanted to kick a door down!

b/e by CelticsFan69 June 9, 2008