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Nords

Short for Nordstrom. The term is often used by an array of douchebags to describe their favorite store and where they go and buy clothes to get the douchebag style. This includes Ed Hardy, Balle, and Lacoste.
Jim- Heyy Dawg, lets hit up Nords at da mall.
Mark- Yea Fo realz dawg, lets pick up some V-cuts
Jim- Yeah then we will look so cool for the 14 year old pune at the mall.
Mark-Outz
by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2009
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boner jamz

All the best porn scenes collected from a time period.
Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.
by CelticsFan69 November 5, 2007
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taco shark

A white women who dates mexicans because she has low self esteem. Even Lower than that of a mudshark who dates black men.

Usually Trashy and could never get the attention of a respectable white male.

Often tells people that they are really latino when infact thay are white regardless of the fake accent.
Your sister Gabby is such a taco shark. She fucked Jaun 3x last week.
by CelticsFan69 May 19, 2008
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b/e

The Process of Breaking and Entering into a private business, home, or property. A crime in most states, except for New Jersey and towns in the South West region of West Virginia. Often misused for the Bacon and Eggs Special at Denny's
Dane: Robert, we're going on an adventure tonight.
Robert: Nooo, Nooo Dane! Whatever your thinking of doing, noo...!
Dane: Come over, or our friendship is over!

Dane: I kicked that door straigh off its hinges!

Dane: I realize that I didn't want to do a B/E...I just wanted to kick a door down!
by CelticsFan69 June 9, 2008
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Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
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Drug Pusher

Somebody who is all about the drug lifestyle and drug culture. They love doing illegal drugs and spreading that love on to others.
Toby is a Drug Pusher. He loves taking ludes, followed by a couple of lines of crushed ecstasy of Shivon's black breasts.
by CelticsFan69 July 3, 2014
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Spooktang

A girl wearing a sexy Halloween costume.

Example: A nurse, porn slut, sexy teacher, or cop.
Look at all this fine spooktang at the Halloween Boner Bananaza party.

I'm going to be drippin in bitches by the end of the night
by CelticsFan69 October 31, 2014
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