Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

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Handpantsa

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

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hansenish

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

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hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.

haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

hand-penis coordination by aiden amazing November 7, 2007

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