Hairtip
A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.
Hairtip by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016
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hairnip
Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.
hairnip by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009
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Hairtopping
This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013
hairtitude
hairtitude by donmul April 19, 2016
IM Hairlip
Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.
Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.
Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.
IM Hairlip by poopface95 December 26, 2005
Tennessee Hairlip
Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip
Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet
Tennessee Hairlip by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011
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