Hairtip

A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.

A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol

by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

hairnip

Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.

"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."

by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009

Hairtopping

This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!

pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013

HairTight

The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.

Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"

by BigAJ May 6, 2009

hairtitude

When you know bitch gonna have an attitude just by the style of her haircut.

She got a hairtitude today because of the new haircut she got yesterday.

by donmul April 19, 2016

IM Hairlip

When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.

Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.

by poopface95 December 26, 2005

Tennessee Hairlip

Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip

Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet

by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011