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hairnip 

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Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.
"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."
hairnip by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009

Hairtopping 

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This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

HairTight 

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The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.
Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"
HairTight by BigAJ May 6, 2009

hairtitude 

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When you know bitch gonna have an attitude just by the style of her haircut.
She got a hairtitude today because of the new haircut she got yesterday.
hairtitude by donmul April 19, 2016

IM Hairlip 

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When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.
Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.
IM Hairlip by poopface95 December 26, 2005

Tennessee Hairlip 

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Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip
Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet
Tennessee Hairlip by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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