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This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013
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