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HairTight 

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The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.
Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"
HairTight by BigAJ May 6, 2009
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airtight seal 

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The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.
She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.
airtight seal by beanpole July 25, 2006

airtight 

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Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.
My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.
airtight by Slugster August 30, 2005

Airtight Ski Pole

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A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

airtight skier 

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When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.
Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

airtighting 

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airtighting-the act of a female having sex with multiple males and the males insert their penises into every whole in the females body. (verb)

airtight- the position in which all holes in the human anatomy are plugged on a female during intercourse. (noun)
Rhonda was experiencing unsermountable pleasure as the entire lacrosse team was airtighting her.

The airtight position seemed impossible to get into, but once in it they realized the simplicity of it all.
airtighting by TC and Nerf July 6, 2005

Airtight Granny 

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An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.
Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.
Airtight Granny by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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