HairTight

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The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.

Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"

HairTight by BigAJ May 6, 2009

Words you can keep

airtight seal

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.

She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.

airtight seal by beanpole July 25, 2006

airtight

Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.

My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.

airtight by Slugster August 30, 2005

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

airtight skier by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

airtighting

airtighting-the act of a female having sex with multiple males and the males insert their penises into every whole in the females body. (verb)

airtight- the position in which all holes in the human anatomy are plugged on a female during intercourse. (noun)

Rhonda was experiencing unsermountable pleasure as the entire lacrosse team was airtighting her.

The airtight position seemed impossible to get into, but once in it they realized the simplicity of it all.

airtighting by TC and Nerf July 6, 2005

Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.

Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.

Airtight Granny by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026