HairTight

The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.

Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"

by BigAJ May 6, 2009

airtight seal

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.

She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.

by beanpole July 25, 2006

airtight

Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.

My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.

by Slugster August 30, 2005

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

airtighting

airtighting-the act of a female having sex with multiple males and the males insert their penises into every whole in the females body. (verb)

airtight- the position in which all holes in the human anatomy are plugged on a female during intercourse. (noun)

Rhonda was experiencing unsermountable pleasure as the entire lacrosse team was airtighting her.

The airtight position seemed impossible to get into, but once in it they realized the simplicity of it all.

by TC and Nerf July 6, 2005

Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.

Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.

by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004