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airtight seal 

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.
She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.
airtight seal by beanpole July 25, 2006

airtight 

Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects.
A penis in the ass, pussy and mouth at the same time, or a combination of penis and vibrator/dildo.
My wife likes to be made airtight by having my cock in her mouth, a plug in her ass, and a vibrator in her pussy.
airtight by Slugster August 30, 2005

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

airtight skier 

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.
Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

airtighting 

airtighting-the act of a female having sex with multiple males and the males insert their penises into every whole in the females body. (verb)

airtight- the position in which all holes in the human anatomy are plugged on a female during intercourse. (noun)
Rhonda was experiencing unsermountable pleasure as the entire lacrosse team was airtighting her.

The airtight position seemed impossible to get into, but once in it they realized the simplicity of it all.
airtighting by TC and Nerf July 6, 2005

Airtight Granny 

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.
Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.
Airtight Granny by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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