hairnip

Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.

"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."

by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009

Hairtip

A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.

A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol

by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

IM Hairlip

When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.

Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.

by poopface95 December 26, 2005

Tennessee Hairlip

Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip

Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet

by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011

Hairlip Vagina

The vagina of a very loose woman that has become slightly twisted from overuse

That sick bitch has a hairlip vagina.

by the vagina master January 22, 2009

hairiphobia

Being scared of loose hair. On food or in general area.

My hairiphobia kicked in when i found hair in my salad.

by lwerts9 October 23, 2008

hairlip

A bitch or nigga WHO Has a snaggle tooth that looks like she bit into an electric cord and then bit into hard crab leg following a curbie that fell onto upside down ski pole then flossed with barbed wire

Our bartender has a hairlip (caseys bar parkville md.)

by casey comics April 18, 2014