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hammering clitties
hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008
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Haggering • Hangering Out • coat-hangering • Daggering • hammering • hagging • hankering • harpering • Havering • Hackering
Orthodox Hammering
Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.
I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
havering
To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011
E-Hagging
Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
E-Hagging by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011
Hadering
(Verb)
The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
Hadering by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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