hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

by JCF88 June 4, 2023

#HAGS

Have a great summer

Person (in Yearbook): I'm gonna miss you #HAGS

by Essexgirll May 29, 2014

Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 16, 2004

HAGS

Acronym for "Have a Great Summer" used by people who still want to write in your yearbook despite the fact that they don't actually know you well enough to say anything personal.

"HAGS! -Sara"

"Man, I just got hagged by this stupid bitch I barely know. I regret letting her sign my yearbook."

by Nismaniak May 24, 2008

hag

A single female that has a gay, male best friend. Source: Will and Grace

Hag number 23 you are gonna have to control your homo.

by Vicky November 15, 2004

hag it

to fail miserably at something.

"Dude!, How'd you do on the test!?"
"Man, I totally hagged it!"

"Watch me do an ollie!"
"Be careful, you'll probably hag it!"

by obama4pres December 17, 2007