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Person of black origin who lives in Sweden but originates from the continent of Africa. They are typically skinny and are under 5'8 tall in height. They are not able to communicate socially to the female gender due to a lack of confidence, good looks and height. This type of person also has no father with no trace back to them. They will spend all of their money on video game cosmetics as well as "flashy" items. This results in having all the bling and appearing great on the outside but deep on the inside they are shallow. No personality, believe in god and eat KFC every other day of the week. Sleeping at night is not possible for them, they must "nap" for at least 6 hours during the day as they have no concept of a sleep schedule. Having no friends will also do this to a person.
You: Hey! How was your day?
Hulk9: Yo nigga, just woke up and eating kfc rn bro.
You: But it's 9pm?
Hulk9: Yeah bro, I have no reason to live.
You: No shit.
HULK9 by 67AJ August 20, 2020

Hulk Chew 

Tight, Stressed, feeling as if you can't succeed.
Joe- "dude, i tried to get her number and she told me to GTFO"
Rick- "Hulk Chew NIGGA!"
Hulk Chew by Rdawggg October 3, 2012
Related Words

hulk push 

To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.
It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.

You should do a hulk push before bed.

I just did a hulk push, can we go now?
hulk push by staticjen May 28, 2017
2mg bars containing alprazolam. Hulks usually refer to green-colored generic bars scored three times and imprinted with "S903".
I popped a hulk and a half last night at the party. Shit had me on my ass, man.
hulk by LIL BOOK August 30, 2016

Hulk Hoganed 

Ripping tight shapely yoga pants off a girl, reminiscent of the Hulkster tearing open his yellow Hulkamania shirts.
I picked up this horny slut in Lululemon, took her back to my place, and hulk hoganed that bitch open and went to town. OOOOOH YEAH!
Hulk Hoganed by Mr Motors May 21, 2012
The Hulk:
1) A popular Marvel comic book character poorly played by Edward Norton and well played by Mark Ruffalo
2) Vernacular for the Statue of Liberty
"I had a great view of The Hulk today riding on the Staten Island Ferry. Too bad it was ruined by the guy taking a shit on a chair in front of me."
The Hulk by Randomizer09 February 3, 2022

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this
Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH