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The game where eight year olds somehow get their first boner.
Kid: Timmy, did you hear? Bobby and Kelly fucked on ROBLOX?
Timmy: Oh, really!? Wow!
Babysitter: I don't wanna live in this world anymore.
by MakerOfMemes May 04, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A game that is getting worse and clearly if you are under the age of 13 roblox won't let you say numbers and normal everyday words cuz apparently it "Protects kids from giving away personal info"
"I type: there are 33 people in the server"
When the message comes out : There are ## people in this server

Also roblox censores random things such as jfkekdmfj cuz they think it can generate bad words
This is really annoying if you're a bad speller as it also censores misspelled words

Robloxian1 types: iy leik ths gaim

When it's sent: #############
by Carcrusher109 August 21, 2017
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A game about 7 year old kids "interacting" with each other.
Typical Roblox

Relationships
Typical 7 year old Boy -123 For s3x-
Typical 7 year old girl -123-
Moments later...
Ugh ugh ugh -gets pregnant-

Music
Me: (Joins Game)
Suddenly... Loud unintelligible sounds
Skrillex is playing
Me: Oh god why

Clothing and accessories

Me: Hey how come everyone has those swords on their backs?
Friend: Oh its just an accessory. You know,kids think their cool.
Me:But can you use them?
Friend:No,but you still have to pay real money for them.
Me:So what's the point!?

Commonly used words
Noob, S3x, OD'ing, OD'ers, f***, s***, **** you,...etc. Every swear word known to mankind.

I swear to god I wish I was making this up.
by EnsignShepard October 12, 2014
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Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*
by T0mServ0 February 02, 2012
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Roblox is defined as a game that is "free" , seven year old's first experience with stealing their mom's credit card , crying because their accounts has been compromised by a pedophile 40yo hacker that faps to loli in the internet.
Conversations in Roblox is defined as "AIDS"
Person1:SApTH BullyING Me , yOu ########
Person2: lol no , you ########
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by Valstrax June 20, 2020
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A lego-type game that is becoming less fair to its' free players as time passes. A special membership know as builders club or BC of the players (also know as robloxians) is gaining more benefits so the company can gain more money. Such as them being able to purchase certain items that free-members can't. You have the ability to create a game for people to play. A free-model system was invented that lets you take designs from other people who choose to give it to you, and apparently using these makes you a noob. Usually 7-12 year olds play this, but it's starting to attract 13-even 20 year olds. Most of the people horribly miss-use the word noob, thinking it means idiot or loser.

A lot of the players are completely stupid and call anyone that has the ability to over-power them "hackers".
this is a typical argument on roblox

Player one: "ZOMG U YOU KILLED MEH, U H4xer. I is reporting you."

Player two: "How am i hacking?"

Player one: "BEC4USE J00 K1ll3d m3h!!!"

player two: "your point would be"

Player one: "Th4t j00 h4x and i r teh pwnz0r. r3p0rt1ng j00 n00b"

Player two: 'I don't care because the admins don't listen to false reports anyway.
by Lord anarchy June 09, 2010
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