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The game where eight year olds somehow get their first boner.
Kid: Timmy, did you hear? Bobby and Kelly fucked on ROBLOX?
Timmy: Oh, really!? Wow!
Babysitter: I don't wanna live in this world anymore.
by MakerOfMemes May 04, 2017
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A game about 7 year old kids "interacting" with each other.
Typical Roblox

Relationships
Typical 7 year old Boy -123 For s3x-
Typical 7 year old girl -123-
Moments later...
Ugh ugh ugh -gets pregnant-

Music
Me: (Joins Game)
Suddenly... Loud unintelligible sounds
Skrillex is playing
Me: Oh god why

Clothing and accessories

Me: Hey how come everyone has those swords on their backs?
Friend: Oh its just an accessory. You know,kids think their cool.
Me:But can you use them?
Friend:No,but you still have to pay real money for them.
Me:So what's the point!?

Commonly used words
Noob, S3x, OD'ing, OD'ers, f***, s***, **** you,...etc. Every swear word known to mankind.

I swear to god I wish I was making this up.
by EnsignShepard October 12, 2014
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The game where a yellow head and arms, a blue torso and green legs makes you a total noob, the platform that has declined since 2013. Their censoring features have gone overboard, censoring numbers like "3" and "11". They removed free currency from the game, making it NOT F2P, but worse, they forced everyone to wear "default clothing". WOT? How stupid is a game that forces on you default clothing when you are just six (6!!!) or fifteen (15) square blocks with meshes on them....

Put some censors on a naked Lara Croft made with 35,000 polygons. Not on a stupid humanoid with six body parts!
Pro: Roblox is getting so much worse...
Noobs: WE LOVE ROBLOX WHY U INSULT MY FAV GAME
Pro: Because it is getting worse.
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by kevindong August 03, 2017
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A lego-type game that is becoming less fair to its' free players as time passes. A special membership know as builders club or BC of the players (also know as robloxians) is gaining more benefits so the company can gain more money. Such as them being able to purchase certain items that free-members can't. You have the ability to create a game for people to play. A free-model system was invented that lets you take designs from other people who choose to give it to you, and apparently using these makes you a noob. Usually 7-12 year olds play this, but it's starting to attract 13-even 20 year olds. Most of the people horribly miss-use the word noob, thinking it means idiot or loser.

A lot of the players are completely stupid and call anyone that has the ability to over-power them "hackers".
this is a typical argument on roblox

Player one: "ZOMG U YOU KILLED MEH, U H4xer. I is reporting you."

Player two: "How am i hacking?"

Player one: "BEC4USE J00 K1ll3d m3h!!!"

player two: "your point would be"

Player one: "Th4t j00 h4x and i r teh pwnz0r. r3p0rt1ng j00 n00b"

Player two: 'I don't care because the admins don't listen to false reports anyway.
by Lord anarchy June 09, 2010
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A game that gets worse and worse everyday. People say that there is still a friendly side of it, and thats true. It is hard to find a friendly side, but I'm one of those friendly people.
Guy 1: Hey, dude wanna play Roblox?
Guy 2: Nah, the community got worse.
6 year old robloxian fan: EW WHY THEB FUCK DID YOU SAY DAT?~?!?! U DUMBAS I HOPE U FKN DIE IN HLL
by 666xXThisIsAnEdgyUsernameXx666 January 19, 2015
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A game originally created in 2005. An online, "free", Lego-Like building game.
Local players would say that Roblox's community is getting worse and worse. Roblox is also giving less and less privileges to the players who do not pay for their exclusive Pay-With-Real-Money-To-Get-Advantages Club, "Builder's Club." (Also known as BC by the roblox community)
Most of the players on Roblox use Internet Slang, such as "Rofl", "Lol", "Lmao", "Wtf", etc.
Most players are around the ages of 7-12, and most of the time use bad grammar. (You can compare Roblox chat with MSN.)
Some of the "Popular" people on Roblox seem to be quitting the website. They usually claim that "The community is bad." Many of these people became famed on "Youtube" because of some videos recorded on Roblox.
Roblox is capable of you building your own "Place." Places are most like games, built with legos. To put it simply, they use Particle effects and "Lua" scripting. They also have a "Free Model" feature built in.
Since 2008, places have been mainly made with "Free Models", to create obstacle courses without the need to program your own game. Many veterans on roblox find this annoying, but new players find nothing wrong with taking the OpenSource work of others to create their own "Place."
The term "Noob" is very commonly used on Roblox. Most Roblox players have adapted to think that this term means "Idiot", "Idiotic", "Dumb", etc. The original meaning for this word is "New Player", however.
Hey, meet me on ROBLOX as 5:15
by brayofden February 05, 2010
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