1. A man who sits or stands with (usually) his right leg across his left leg, thus standing with, or having one leg touching the floor, and the other about 4-50 inches above the floor. Women mostly sit all cross-legged, so this does not apply to them. =)
Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.