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A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
Glozell by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010
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"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
Gwote by Big Te January 7, 2021
A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".
Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?
GloZell by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010
An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.
Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters
Gozer by Sidmystic September 29, 2003

Gwopemala 

Having so much Gwop(Money) that you have your own Mexican country called Gwopemala (Guatemala)
Bill- Thats a lot of money.
Roger- Thats whats its like when you livin on Gwopemala
Gwopemala by Chester Jones April 30, 2010

Gozelski 

A tall handsome man with long hairy legs, who can also run faster than anyone. Also wears sunglasses(sometimes at night cause he is just that cool). He loves his girlfriend very much. Very athletic in all sports. Has high expectations in life. is just awesome
man did you see Gozelski? he was out there running past everyone and it was awesome!!
yeah and his girlfriend is awesome too!
Gozelski by JG 16 July 2, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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