Gwoze

Being in shock and at the same time disgusted

“Did you see marv get stapled int the nuts in home alone 2?”
“ yeah dude it was gwoze.”

by Arshunbanipalthekingoftheslave December 28, 2022

Glozell

A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.

"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell

by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010

Gwote

"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)

Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."

by Big Te January 7, 2021

GloZell

A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".

Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?

by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010

Gozer

An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.

Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters

by Sidmystic September 29, 2003

Gwopemala

Having so much Gwop(Money) that you have your own Mexican country called Gwopemala (Guatemala)

Bill- Thats a lot of money.
Roger- Thats whats its like when you livin on Gwopemala

by Chester Jones April 30, 2010

Gozelski

A tall handsome man with long hairy legs, who can also run faster than anyone. Also wears sunglasses(sometimes at night cause he is just that cool). He loves his girlfriend very much. Very athletic in all sports. Has high expectations in life. is just awesome

man did you see Gozelski? he was out there running past everyone and it was awesome!!
yeah and his girlfriend is awesome too!

by JG 16 July 2, 2011