A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"
"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"
Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"
Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
A tall handsome man with long hairy legs, who can also run faster than anyone. Also wears sunglasses(sometimes at night cause he is just that cool). He loves his girlfriend very much. Very athletic in all sports. Has high expectations in life. is just awesome
man did you see Gozelski? he was out there runningpasteveryone and it was awesome!!
yeah and his girlfriend is awesome too!