"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
by Big Te January 7, 2021
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Internet terminology (mostly Twitter) for a comically fat American man.
The typical gwote has these characteristics: a comically big belly, is a trucker, is balding or already bald, and is a libertarian.
Person 1: Yesterday I was at a gas station and some fat man with a truck arrived, he didn't wear a shirt, exposing his glorious belly.
Person 2: I think that might have been a gwote.
by A'khashverosh June 3, 2023
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