Definitions by Sidmystic

coelacanth

n. 1. a Cretaceous fish, thought to be extinct but found living off the coast of Africa in 1938.
2. a Vietnam-era liberal, still clinging to tired old neo-Marxist canards long after everyone else has left the swamp for dry land. See Chomsky; Kerry; Gore; Jennifer Aniston.

John F. Kerry is a coelacanth on domestic and foreign policy issues.

coelacanth by Sidmystic July 1, 2004

Gozer 

An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.

Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters

Gozer by Sidmystic September 29, 2003

Zuul 

a demi-god worshipped around 6000 BC by the Hittites, the Mesopotamians and the Sumerians; a minion of wordGozer/word.

"There is no Dana, only Zuul" - Ghostbusters

Zuul by Sidmystic September 26, 2003

gun 

a general reference to firearms. However, a more correct term would be rifle or pistol. A more appropriate reference would be to the male anatomy

This is my rifle this is my gun; this one's for fighting, this one's for fun.

gun by Sidmystic July 29, 2003

blue falcon

A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word

Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.

blue falcon by Sidmystic July 17, 2003

bf 

see also wordblue falcon/word

prnounced 'bee-eff'

bf by Sidmystic July 17, 2003