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A plant in the cumin and coriander family. Used primarily in Caribbean, Mexican, and Asian food. Looks like parsley.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
by Cilantro h8er fo lyfe December 10, 2010
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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Some dank ass motha fucking herb that be slamming hot. I donno it kinda tastes citrusy but if you’re unworthy it tastes like soup, dog.
Yo girl put some of that Cilantro on that enchilada to make it fine af, fam.
by lil_cilantro January 10, 2018
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A language and group of people who live in the country also named Cilantro. Beautiful.
Wow he speaks fluent Cilantro!
by Shloctor Shloctopus February 07, 2018
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another term for a wet back/mexican
"Hey, Cilantro...where the hell are my chips and hot sauce?"
by patty January 06, 2005
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when a guy recieves a hand job.
"And then he gave me paprika."
"Did you return the favour?"
"Heck yes, I gave him cilantro."
by hardon May 12, 2006
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