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A plant in the cumin and coriander family. Used primarily in Caribbean, Mexican, and Asian food. Looks like parsley.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
by Cilantro h8er fo lyfe December 10, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Some dank ass motha fucking herb that be slamming hot. I donno it kinda tastes citrusy but if you’re unworthy it tastes like soup, dog.
Yo girl put some of that Cilantro on that enchilada to make it fine af, fam.
by lil_cilantro January 10, 2018
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A language and group of people who live in the country also named Cilantro. Beautiful.
Wow he speaks fluent Cilantro!
by Shloctor Shloctopus February 07, 2018
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another term for a wet back/mexican
"Hey, Cilantro...where the hell are my chips and hot sauce?"
by patty January 06, 2005
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when a guy recieves a hand job.
"And then he gave me paprika."
"Did you return the favour?"
"Heck yes, I gave him cilantro."
by hardon May 12, 2006
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