Jane's goozey is so disgusting i thought i saw a fish swim out of her pants.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Chris: “CJ what’s wrong, man?”
CJ: “That Taco Bell really fucked my tummy up, I’ve got hardcore #mudbutt, it’s drippin’ down my leg...”
Chris: “That’s fucking sick, your ass is moister than an oyster!!”
CJ: “Facts, my turd cutter is hella #goozey !”