Gwoffer

Another name for a Coffee.

"I fancy a Gwoffer"

"Put the kettle on, I fancy a Gwoffer "

by SlangOverLord March 24, 2026

Geoffery

Geoffery is a striking male who uses his charm and wits to woo any situation in his favor. He cares about those close to him and gives outstanding head. His appearance is gentle, yet dominant and he is known for smelling good.

He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.

He is a rare commodity to be cherished.

Emma: I NEED to get someone with amazing tongue game
Trina: I think you need a Geoffery!

by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020

Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.

"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."

by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003

Groffer

The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.

If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.

by b-costello December 13, 2010

gjofferknoffer

An intense hickey combined with a finger (or toe/thumb) into the anal cavity. Usually done in retaliation for a previous act such as a titty twister or hurts donut. The Icelandic roots of the word are because it burns so bad your ass needs all the ice in Iceland to soothe itself.

T: what the fuck? You just gave me a wet willy?
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.

by Totallynottom April 27, 2021