An intense hickey combined with a finger (or toe/thumb) into the anal cavity. Usually done in retaliation for a previous act such as a titty twister or hurts donut. The Icelandic roots of the word are because it burns so bad your ass needs all the ice in Iceland to soothe itself.
T: what the fuck? You just gave me a wet willy?
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.
by Totallynottom April 27, 2021
The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.
I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.
by Totallynottom August 06, 2022
The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 27, 2025