Jamie's definitions

Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003

Yeck

Danish for 'the ability to get a high, off people who walk pass with umbrellas'

Commonly found in Hammersmith in London.

Wow I got a yeck. I was in Hammersmith and wow .......Yeck.

by Jamie November 26, 2004

Shep

Singular of sheep. Very dangerous when corned and good at running infront of cars in Devon.

What's that shep doing in the middle of the road? Wonder if I can hit it....

by Jamie April 4, 2004

jookafied

tired, exhausted from rigorous activity

After the bball game, Jorge was jookafied

by Jamie August 12, 2003

shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by Jamie November 29, 2003

RudeSquad

Ska, Punk, Rap, all mixed together to form THE BEST BAND EVER!

by Jamie August 31, 2003