Jamie's definitions

alien vs predator 2

An awesome pc game, great online.

You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.

by Jamie October 28, 2004

iron maiden

iron maiden. quite simply the greatest most talented band ever to put music to a record.
Likely to be seen wearing tight lycra pants (even a wwf wrestler wud say 'now they are gay') whilst throwing off rock star shapes not seen since your uncle got up dancin 2 thin lizzy at a wedding reception. A lead singer with an operatic voice reminisant of an air raid syren thats just been kicked in the bollocks(he really can sing high!) whilst showing off his 3rd leg concealed in his lycra pants. Add a mental drummer that even animal from the muppets is like' that guys got a screw loose' a bassist who is more like a lead guitarist and the best trio of guitarists to ever write a riff. You have iron maiden been going twenty odd years and my god they still run around on stage like a buch of townies high on pcp and mcdonalds strawberry milkshake. for more info on maiden see the words 'genius' 'legend'

man 1. 'Hello do u like Iron Maiden'

man 2 (Pauses.....then air guitars the riff to the trooper....nuff said

by jamie July 30, 2004

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

FruitFli

An attractive woman who chooses to share her time with gay men. Sometimes mistaken for a faghag.

Margaret Cho, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Elizabeth Taylor

by Jamie April 18, 2004

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003

Bish

To receive a good or full amount, more than expected.

That is a bish tens.

by Jamie April 26, 2005