aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 07, 2005

gump

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.

Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"

by Jamie September 21, 2003

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie March 27, 2005

shutter bug

noun.
A photography hobbyist.

Jan is always snapping pictures of something. She's such a shutter bug!

by Jamie August 13, 2004

Bucket Fanny

A large female sex organ.

What a bucket on her. Like waving a flagpole in space.

by Jamie September 12, 2002

Pavewalk

In the oldern days the footpaths were called PAVEWALK's because they are made to walk on so don't knick my word bitch

you walk on the pave walk side singing do di do do do do di di do di do do di do dido

by Jamie April 30, 2004

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 03, 2003