Goffer
Goffer by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009
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Goffer
an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"
"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
Goffer by Janice McGee April 6, 2013
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Goffer • goffer snagging • Goffer titties • goffern • Jolly Goffer • gaffer • golfer • Giffer • goofer • geoffery
Goffer titties
Goffer titties by Jamie May 20, 2003
goffer snagging
When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging
My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries
goffer snagging by Dingofish March 9, 2024
Jolly Goffer
a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world
Jolly Goffer by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023
sleep golfer
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
goofer dust
goofer dust by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020
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