Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.

"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."

by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020