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(pronounced: kak (not pronounced "goff-er")); verb: when you stab someone in the stomach with the blunt end of a pencil, or an unsharpened pencil.
when someone jumps out at you, pokes you in the stomach with a dull pencil and says "ghoffer!"

waffin ghoffer: when someone stabs you in the stomach with a waffle that is shaped to resemble a dull pencil.
by James Bertram March 22, 2007
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