geeksturbate 

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.

1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"

geeksturbate by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005

geeksturbate 

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological

He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.

geeksturbate by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

geeksturbation 

The frenzy of quasi-orgasmic excitement experienced by the general body of nerds, techies, and oddballs (the geek community) in response to the release or publication of new and/or long awaited science fiction or geek related media.

The premiere of the new Star Trek movie incited widespread geeksturbation.

geeksturbation by watertown strip April 14, 2009

geeksterbate 

(V.) To geek out in an unseemly fashion while binge watching/reading/playing the entire available catalog of any one fandom until your craving for that fandom is satisfied. May result in Nerdgasm

I just heard about a blacksmith competition show. I'm going to go geeksterbate to it

geeksterbate by Jorad Werde July 3, 2015

Guessturbate 

Guessing what someone would look like naked when masturbating about them

I guessturbated about her last night

Guessturbate by Mr_mojo_rising_ August 5, 2018

geeksterbating

participating in futile activities of geekery when you should be doing more productive things.

Instead of finishing her article, she was geeksterbating by tweaking her blog design.

geeksterbating by madness143 February 22, 2011