The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.
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The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
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