Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
by BigC-RR May 25, 2009
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My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
by bartear October 26, 2016
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The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Get the glassterbate mug.I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.
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