Guessterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009
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Guesturbate
Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016
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Guesterbate
The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
Guessturbation
The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.
Guessturbation by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013
glassterbate
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
glassterbate
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
gleesterbate
I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010
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