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Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

gleesterbate 

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.
I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

Guessterbate 

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009

Gumsturbate 

When one chews gum extraordinarily loud and obnoxiously, causing you to lose your ability to concentrate.
Man, can you gumsturbate elsewhere? Your loud smacking is giving me a headache.
Gumsturbate by Solee November 16, 2010

Gunsterbation

Excess amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.
Turok for the ps3, the dual shotguns were like Gunsterbation
Gunsterbation by ShanghaiKid February 24, 2008

gleesterbate 

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee
I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010