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Guessturbate 

Guessing what someone would look like naked when masturbating about them
I guessturbated about her last night
Guessturbate by Mr_mojo_rising_ August 5, 2018
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Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Guessturbation 

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.
Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.
Guessturbation by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013

geeksturbate 

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.
1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"
geeksturbate by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005

geeksturbate 

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological
He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.
geeksturbate by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

Guessterbate 

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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