Guessturbate

Guessing what someone would look like naked when masturbating about them

I guessturbated about her last night

by Mr_mojo_rising_ August 5, 2018

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Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

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Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

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Guessturbation

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.

Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.

by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013

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geeksturbate

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.

1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"

by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005

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