Guatz

1)A Lover of goats
2)Infatuations with all things goat
3)The spittle from a goat that has had to much 'love' Attention

What a Guatz, he has been chasing them goats all morning.

He is such a Guatz, look at him under that bridge so hopeful that a goat might cross over.

Dam I got Guatz all over my shirt from the goat!

by Ardy December 30, 2008

Guaterican

a lovely breed of child with one parent being of the Puerto Rican race and the other of the Guatemalan. Not many exsist but the ones who do are usually a site to see! They genes in the DNA mix quite wonderfully. Green eyes with dark curly hair or light skinned, soft brown hair sometimes accompanied by a Puerto Rican booty. Very rarely called Puertomalan, since that just sounds silly.

Person#1- Hey..she's half Puerto Rican and half Guatemalan! What can we call her...?
Person#2- She's a Guaterican!

by Carmen Gomez December 26, 2008

Guatemolian

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.

Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019

Guutz

(Goot-S) A useless Mexican fool. A rare mexican who cannot speak Spanish to save his poor life. This type of person believe he can rap but in reality he sounds like a 4 year okd sippin lean. They cannot even speak normal English as they use words such as "cheeks" and "fat" as verbs and pronouns. His lack of rap skills, street smarts, and Spanish will cause to be beaten to death by cholos with belts.

What the hell alex, you're such a guutz!
Learn Spanish u stupid guutz.

by MexianBoi49 March 2, 2017

gutzilla

Someone who's Huge gut can be seen from 3 City blocks

Damn,mike turn to gutzilla after a year of free pizza

by Mikerotch March 31, 2015

Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

by Jsweet April 22, 2014