Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

Guatemalans by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014

Guatemalan Neck Brace 

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

Guatemalan Neck Brace by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

Guatemala 

The country that typical Americans get mixed up with Mexico

Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.

Guatemala by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018

Guatemala 

Country in Central America. 108,414 Km2 and about 13 million inhabitants. Spanish is the official language, English is widely spoken, 23 other languages are also spoken in different areas. It is the most developed and industrialized country in Central America.

It's turism is very appealing mostly to Americans and Europeans who like to visit Antigua Guatemala (colonial city), Atitlan (a beautiful natural wonder), Tikal (main Mayan archeological city) and Guatemala City (capital city and very developed, has everything one needs).

It also has a very big medical-tourism due to its high-standard medical and health development and much lower prices compared to the US.

When did you get back to Boston? I came back from Guatemala last week, after my chemotherapy treatment was over.

Where are you gonna spend your spring break? We're going to Antigua Guatemala, we just love it there.

Guatemala by Monacco December 14, 2010

Guatemalan Racehorse 

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.

I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.

Guatemalan Racehorse by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011