Guatemalan 

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!

The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!

Guatemalan by Yess06 July 22, 2006

Guatemalan 

Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.

- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"

Guatemalan by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009

Guatemalan 

noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.

Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.

Guatemalan by Apparatjik November 20, 2010

guatemalan 

A type of Mexican that can do algebra

Them guatemalans factor the hell out of those binomials

guatemalan by Conqueso January 27, 2013

Guatemalan 

A hispanic male who acts, looks or is homosexual.

"Man, check out that Guatemalan!"

"Yeah, hes a total Guatemalan."

Made famous by the house maid on the film "The Bird Cage"

Guatemalan by christochristo October 6, 2009

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014