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A slang name for the female genital region. Other names include minge, gash, clout etc. A "gront"can often be inflicted in a minor, of major way with "gront beans".
Mary had a rather itchy gront today.
Gront by Touch The Clown August 13, 2009
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Grönt is Swedish slang for weed. Grönt/grön is Swedish for green. Grönt is often used with another color, Brunt which is swedish for brown. Grönt is never used when talking about hash and brunt is never used when talking about flower/bud/weed. Grönt and brunt is mostly used when the type of cannabis product is of importance and rarely if ever used as a general term when talking about cannabis. Other swedish weed slang: Maja, braj ,grälle, äzi,gräs, ved,röka.
har du grönt eller brunt? - do you have Grönt or brunt?
Grönt är skönt - Grönt is pleasant

Grönt är 100kr/g - Grönt is 100kr/g
Grönt är ingen grönsak - Grönt is not a vegetable

Jag har en 5g jolle grönt här! - i have 5g joint Grönt
Grönt by MegaMoistMister April 24, 2019
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Gront Beans 

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.
Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.
Gront Beans by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009

Grant Wilson 

Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.
"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."
Grant Wilson by UR2KEWL4ME March 14, 2019

gonta gokuhara 

BIG BUFF BARA BOY WHO DESERVES THE BEST AND DESERVES NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS
gonta gokuhara by nyehehehe July 7, 2017
The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Grantaire 

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
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