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The season between spring and summer in Florida when it's unbearably hot during the dry season. The sun is directly beaming overhead, vegetation becomes dry and flammable, and little, if any, wind is a rare blessing. The air is arid, spring is at its end, and all you can do it grunt beneath the scorching May sun, longing for drenching tropical squalls.
Ugh, this Gronter is drying up my beautiful St. Augustine grass lawn
Gronter by tacticalkittiz June 5, 2025
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An abnormally small line of cocaine
Oh! I see we have a granter
Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021
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Goonterre 

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.
He's an absolute fucking goonterre.
Goonterre by Jackmaster September 3, 2007

Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material
Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.
Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011
A girl that is just lower than low, uglier than ugly, and all-around hard on the eyes.
Looch: yo rate she will give me head?
DJ: ye and the claps.
Aus: You boys are fucked she's a grunter.
Grunter by The fat white african February 14, 2021

chopper grunter 

When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.
The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.
Guy 1: "I just got the a groner from GOW3!"
Guy 2: "Hey! only Guatemalans can ge those"
Groner by Guatman March 24, 2010
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