Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011

GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

by keystoned April 15, 2009

groncho

Bum in Argentinian slang. Also means someone that resembles a bum.... badly dressed... bad grammar, etc.

You look like a groncho wearing a Barnum & Bailey Circus t-shirt.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

grotchy

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.

He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!

by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011