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The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
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An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.
gronch by keystoned April 15, 2009
Bum in Argentinian slang. Also means someone that resembles a bum.... badly dressed... bad grammar, etc.
You look like a groncho wearing a Barnum & Bailey Circus t-shirt.
groncho by Anouk September 19, 2005
g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.
the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.
grotchy by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008
Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.
He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!
groncho by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011