Grantaire 

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.

My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire

Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015

grantaire 

Grantaire is a ugly drunk guy from les miserables . And he is in love with Enjolras !! They FUCKING died holding hands!!!

Grantaire loved Enjolras

grantaire by Black Rabbit 4 November 9, 2013

Grantaire 

Grantaire is a sexy human being who actually has a name(which is spelled unusually). He is in college, and he is a very amazing actor/singer. He is named Grantaire because he looks like the man from the les Miserables movie, Grantaire, who is always drunk, yet is also an amazing singer/actor. He is fancied by a girl in 7th grade, who is secretly married to him. They are secretly living happily :) he also likes to randomly outburst into song

Girl #1: OMG look at that guy! Is that George blagden?!
Girl #2: OMG he totally looks like him! Maybe his name is Grantaire!! Let's go talk to him!

Girl #1: Hi, are you-
Guy(Grantaire): SOME WINE AND SAY WHATS GOING ON?

Grantaire by Goodemilyegg November 29, 2013

grandpire 

grandpa + vampire = grandpire. a creepy/bad grandpa

"He is such a grandpire. He set me up with his son, without telling me his son was married and had a kid."

grandpire by tenerife1 March 30, 2013

Grantage 

being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....

Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...

Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.

Grantage by spuderick December 26, 2009

grantrepreneur 

People who exist on and for public subsidies, also known as corporate welfare. They're not business people, they're just good at getting money from government.

That corn ethanol plant can't turn a profit without government grants. It's run by a bunch of grantrepreneurs.

grantrepreneur by Harry Seaword September 2, 2009

Grandsire Silsbee 

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair

an old ninny

Grandsire Silsbee by Just a big ol David! March 6, 2003