Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 07, 2024

goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!

sir, you are going into full state goontosis!

by the gooner January 26, 2024

Goontosis

The process of being in the midst and most extreme part of “Gooning”

Jeff: Hey man, you wanna go to the park
David: *Doesn’t respond for he is in the middle of Goontosis and is mentally in another reality*

by Dick Johnson Smalls February 14, 2024

goontosis

the state of intense goon, a person will enter goontosis. This person will not care about their surroundings,the only thing they can think about is masturbating

Tyler: “i dont know what happened he just collapsed!”

doctor: he’s in a full blown state of goontosis!”

by lordtuh3479 April 01, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 07, 2024

goontosis

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.

i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis

by sigma edge May 26, 2024

goontosis

An act or state of being in one’s mind and self when they are feeling gooney they will eventually achieve goontosis

After working on the ac unit in a customer house my co worker achieved goontosis

by Creater of word May 20, 2024