Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

Goontosis

A state in which ejaculation (gooning) is imminent and physically cannot take it anymore.

Yeah Andrew? He's been edging for WEEKS. I think he's about to go into goontosis.

by the goon whisperer February 27, 2024

goontosis

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.

i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis

by sigma edge May 26, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!

sir, you are going into full state goontosis!

by the gooner January 26, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024

goontosis

the state of intense goon, a person will enter goontosis. This person will not care about their surroundings,the only thing they can think about is masturbating

Tyler: “i dont know what happened he just collapsed!”

doctor: he’s in a full blown state of goontosis!”

by lordtuh3479 April 1, 2024