Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

by Boouty January 22, 2024

goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!

sir, you are going into full state goontosis!

by the gooner January 26, 2024

goontosis

After intensely gooning for X amount of time, oneself may enter a hypnotic state called goontosis. Goontosis is an elevated state of gooning and is extremely difficult to achieve. When in goontosis, the gooner in question will essentially be transported to another dimension and completely consumed by the goon.

Person 1: Yo, is that guy over there dead or something? He looks fucked..
Person 2: Nah dude, he's deep in goontosis.

by Boouty January 27, 2024

Goontosis

A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortal plain.

I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.

by Arisolstice February 6, 2024

Goontosis

term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as an avid masturbator. A state beyond goofing as the mind and penis become one.

Brayden fell into a complete state of goontosis as he lay there almost unconscious.

by Goongrader February 6, 2024

Goontosis

A state achieved by prolonged edging, which than turns into gooning until one ultimately reaches the most powerful state of a goon, the hypnosis trance like state known as goontosis

I caught my little brother in goontosis, he was non verbal.

by trinitybolt February 7, 2024

goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024